Unfortunately, royal privileges don’t extend to medical concerns. When it comes to deadly afflictions, even the most dignified royals have historically suffered just as much as peasants. However, you might have no idea about most of these ailments.
While wearing the almighty crown, no leader wanted to be seen with a physical weakness — so they hid their issues. Today on the internet, however, there is nowhere to hide. Here are some of the most surprising royal illnesses.
1. Queen Mary: Beginning in September of 1555, the queen began exhibiting all the symptoms of pregnancy, including lack of menstruation, nausea and weight gain. It seemed obvious that she was going to have a baby. However, doubts surfaced by July.
After 11 months of pregnancy and no child, her abdomen finally began to recede. This was believed to be a false pregnancy, but Mary herself had a different theory. She thought it was God’s punishment for her allowing heretics during her reign.
2. King Baldwin: He was King of Jerusalem from 1174 to 1185 all the while battling one of the most infamous and misunderstood medieval diseases. At only 9 years old he was playing with his friends when his caretaker noticed something strange.
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The boys were trying to injure each other while roughhousing, and Baldwin could feel no pain. This was an early symptom of his leprosy that would be confirmed years later. Even so, he managed to have a very productive reign as portrayed in the film Kingdom of Heaven.
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3. King Richard: The man has a reputation that speaks for itself and plays out in Shakespeare’s famous portrayal of his character. It wasn’t until after his death that his affliction became apparent.
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Although the scoliosis went diagnosed, his strange statue was a point of concern for many. One 15th century writer described him as follows: “a short face and unequal shoulders, the right higher and the left lower.”
4. Empress Elisabeth: This regent of Austria was known for her very slender waistline and youthful beauty. The extreme lengths she went to in order to maintain them were part of her contracted illness.
Elisabeth often refused to eat and would subsist off of broth coupled with constant exercise. This caused her edema, a chronic swelling of the feet. The condition would get so advanced that the Empress required assistance to walk.
5. King Charles II: As a result of generations of inbreeding from the Habsburg lineage, King Charles of Spain was a medical disaster. He suffered from hormone deficiencies and a kidney disease that can lead to acidic blood.
Additionally, his jaw and lips were deformed in a way that made it difficult to eat and speak. He was once described as “short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live.”
6. Queen Victoria: Interestingly, this monarch is thought to be the first ever documented case of her affliction. The excessive bleeding caused by the disease put her at risk of death from even the slightest fall.
As haemophilia is hereditary, she spread the disease to many of her descendants and other nobility (because noble people marry noble people). Her son, Prince Leopold, died of a cerebral hemorrhage when he fell down a flight of stairs.
7. Pope Leo X: Being the Pope is always a huge deal, but in 16th century Italy it was the most powerful position in the world. Leo suffered horribly for years, even having to travel with a doctor.
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Those around him feared that his colonic fissures made him vulnerable to assassination because attackers could just poison his bandages. After surviving decades of health issues, he ended up dying of pneumonia.
8. King Herod: Since his death, historians have diagnosed the Biblical king, but during his life, those in the know referred to his condition as “Herod’s Evil.” His symptoms were ghastly.
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Historian Flavius Josephus stated that, because of his now-diagnosed gangrene, Herod “had a terrible craving to scratch himself, his bowels were ulcerated, and his privates gangrenous and wormy.” Maybe the worst sentence ever written about any disease ever.
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9. Emperor Taishō: A few weeks after his birth in 1879, the future Japanese emperor was diagnosed with an ailment that caused his brain and spinal cord to swell. Although he went on to be a healthy leader, the disease left him with setbacks.
Cerebral meningitis caused Taishō to suffer from some delayed physical and mental development in his life. Though unrelated health concerns, including both pneumonia and a heart attack, lead to his death in 1926.
10. King Tut: Another royal victim of inbreeding, the young pharaoh was far from healthy. A host of afflictions left him with a low-quality life, the worst of which prohibited him from walking normally.
His Kohler disease left him with severe pain in his feet, and he required a cane to walk. Modern technology has allowed us to learn more about what he actually looked like.
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Tut had a number of genetic defects. He only ruled Egypt for about a decade before either disease or an infected leg fracture led him to bite the dust. Other historic figures looked nothing like we imagine.
2. Elizabeth I: Over her 44 years on the throne, this queen established herself as one of the most dominant monarchs in Great Britain’s history. While many portraits of her are still in existence, the painters made her look slightly younger.
Contemporary artist Mat Collishaw peeled back the aesthetic improvements to build an animatronic face of Elizabeth I. The lifelike visage also includes minor features typical of that period, including smallpox scars and wisps of facial hair.
3. Julius Caesar: After the famed Roman general installed himself as a dictator, monuments to him spread throughout the empire. His rule lasted for only two years before his assassination at the hands of the Senate.
In 2018, the National Museum of Antiquities in Leiden took a stab at recreating Caesar. Noticing key similarities in various busts — including a peculiar bump at the top of the head — they produced this somewhat disturbing model of the general.
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4. George Washington: Before and after his death, images of this Founding Father were everywhere in American culture. However, due to a wide range of artistic interpretations, two portraits of Washington can look like totally different men.
Historians created an approximation of Washington’s true face based on firsthand descriptions and the work of the more trustworthy portraitists of the day. His most devoted followers consistently made note of his tall stature and intense gaze.
5. Cleopatra: The love interest of Caesar ally Mark Antony, she had the tragic distinction of being the final ruler of Egypt before it fell to Rome. Popular legend holds that the beautiful queen took her own life by allowing an asp to bite her.
However, our image of her is largely shaped by modern beauty standards. Based on coin portraits from her lifetime, the real Cleopatra possessed a large jaw and a prominent hooked nose.
6. Maximilien Robespierre: This guillotine-happy lawyer engineered the Reign of Terror during the French Revolution. After 17,000 men and women were killed in this period, Robespierre fell out of favor and ironically was executed himself.
Before his burial, Robespierre’s executioners made a death mask. A team of forensic pathologists used it to mold a lifelike portrait of the man in 2013. The recreation revealed many wrinkles and scars that Robespierre’s portraitist kindly left out.
7. Jesus: Curiously, no physical descriptions of the founder of Christianity exist in the Gospels or any non-biblical sources. Our popular conception of Jesus primarily comes from artistic renditions, which often give the Galilean overly European features.
In 2015, researchers analyzed the skulls of many adult male Israelis of that era. Compiling the traits and features that the samples had in common, they generated a rough visual estimate of what Jesus may have looked like.
8. Nefertiti: In contrast to Tutankhamun’s forgettable tenure as pharaoh, Nefertiti oversaw the most prosperous age of Ancient Egypt. Many historians believe the queen disguised herself as a man to solidify her reign following her husband’s death.
A mummy nicknamed “The Younger Lady,” excavated in 2003, may very well be the remains of Queen Nefertiti. Paleoartist Elisabeth Daynes later scanned the body and crafted a 3-D likeness of the mummy. Still, some historians insist it is another woman.
9. Johann Sebastian Bach: The most influential composer of the Baroque period, Bach penned over 1100 compositions over his lifetime. His body was originally laid in an unmarked grave, but that changed 150 years later.
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The German town of Leipzig moved his remains to a vault in St. Thomas Church, despite protests that they had the wrong body. However, a lifelike facial model based on the skull bears a remarkable similarity to the many portraits of Bach.
10. Augustus: After the death of his great-uncle Julius Caesar, Octavian hunted down the assassins and styled himself as the first Emperor of Rome. Renaming himself Augustus, he returned the empire to peace and prosperity.
Modern artists combined busts of Augustus to produce this rather boyish depiction of the great emperor. They based his reddish hair on pigmentation from ancient paintings of Octavian.
Looking at photos of more recent historical figures, it’s stunning to realize that some were perfect doppelgangers of modern celebrities. Early psychiatrist Hermann Rorschach, for instance, looks just like Brad Pitt. And he’s not alone either…
Back in the 1800s, Matthew McConaughey had a secret double, and he looks alright, alright, alright. The key difference is that Matthew drives a Lincoln, while his old-fashioned doppelgänger voted for Lincoln.
That bearded man looks like he could be Ellen DeGeneres’ great-grandfather, but he’s actually author Henry David Thoreau! Ellen probably wouldn’t mind some alone time out in the woods, but Thoreau wouldn’t fare too well hosting a daytime talk show.
Eddie Murphy hasn’t appeared in too many movies in recent years. Could it be because he’s busy traveling back in time? This picture makes it seem like a possibility. These two guys could easily be trading places.
A woman named Shannon Welch shared a childhood photo of her boyfriend online. That part isn’t too unusual, but what’s eerie is how his middle school self is a dead ringer for Natalie Portman.
Nicolas Cage owns a lot of weird stuff: a pet octopus, a dinosaur skull, a couple of medieval castles. So it’s only fitting that he should also have a guy who looked just like him from 150 years ago.
Does Matt Damon have something to explain to his wife, Luciana? Fortunately, Will Hunting can rest easy in this case. That smiling stud on the left is nothing more than a guy who’s the spitting image of the A-list actor.
These days, people know Alec Baldwin for spoofing Donald Trump, but he actually bears a much bigger resemblance to another President — Millard Fillmore! The not-so-famous Fillmore served less than a full term, which is why most Americans don’t see the likeness.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal is descended from Swedish nobility, but she looks like she could also be related to Rose Wilder Lane. Daughter of Little House on the Prairie author Laura Ingalls Wilder, Rose helped found the modern libertarian movement.
The King of Pop went through a ton of looks, so we can imagine he “borrowed” a few from other people. Is it possible this portrait was Michael Jackson’s style muse? Never say never in Neverland.
It’s hard to say what’s better, the fact that young Leo DiCaprio has a woman lookalike, or that her name is Judy Zipper? If Judy fell in love with Leo on the Titanic, we bet she would have made room for him on that floating door.
A Lannister always pays his debts, so Peter Dinklage shouldn’t mind emptying out his wallet for this stunning portrait. Capturing the likeness of court jester Sebastián de Morra, it would look right at home on the set of Game of Thrones.
Here are two doppelgängers for the price of one! Andy Samberg and Daniel Radcliffe found their carbon copies in this vintage pic, and it’s almost hard to believe. Maybe Harry Potter cooked up another Polyjuice potion!
Gender-bending lookalikes are often the most impressive. One Redditor could hardly believe his eyes when he found an old photo of his mother that looked uncannily like Barack Obama. On the other hand, she appears to have a much more adventurous hat collection.
Mark Zuckerberg reigns over his Facebook empire, so it’s only fitting that he resembles a real-life monarch. He and King Philip IV of Spain share many features, though Mark lacks the prominent Habsburg lip that characterized many royal European families.
When Christina Ostrom dug through old family photos, she came across this gem of her grandparents, who look like Hugh Hefner and a much older Taylor Swift! Don’t know about you, but they’re looking 82.
Is this what Jack Sparrow looked like before he turned to piracy? In reality, Michael William Johnstone shared this headshot of his grandfather, who was a dead ringer for Johnny Depp — but maybe even more dapper.
We wonder what Justin Timberlake did before his solo career, and we’re not talking about NSYNC. Based of off this 1800s mugshot, we can’t help but wonder if he had a lucrative bank-robbing career back in the day.
Lots of people try to discredit celebrity lookalike photos, but this picture has the stamp of approval from the New York Public Library itself! Titled “Harlem Loiterers,” the 1939 image features the spitting image of Jay-Z. Too bad Beyonce’s double is nowhere in sight!
History buffs may recognize that congressman Thaddeus Stevens has the same look as famous tough guy Tommy Lee Jones. With that in mind, it’s no wonder that Steven Spielberg cast Jones to play Stevens in his historical masterpiece, Lincoln.
A wild and crazy guy like Steve Martin has no problem dressing up in wacky outfits, but he didn’t need to in this case! The figure on the left is actually a woman from the Victorian Era. Though she looks a lot like Steve, she would likely blush at many of his jokes.